How am I supposed to function if I can’t even make a couple eggs?
I just want to eat some over-easy eggs without feeling like I'm being poisoned.
totally not stressing about the end of the worldA writer and software engineer with a weakness for long margin notes and short stories
Available for freelance work — developmental fiction editing, structural commentary, line editing, copywriting, and home remedies for writer's block.
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I just want to eat some over-easy eggs without feeling like I'm being poisoned.
totally not stressing about the end of the worldNotebook paralysis is a diagnosable medical condition.
super chuffed, uncharacteristically soIn which I've made peace with our future robot overlords.
kind of okay with it allSit down and write already...
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